I had a nightmare last night. I dreamt that I killed my mother.
When I woke this morning I called my dad and told him that someone killed mom. Dad replied:
"Was it me or someone else who killed her?"
I replied, "No dad, actually it was me!"
Dad then said "Yes, it's you. You actually killed her the day you were born. Did you only just understand it last night?"
I thought for a long time, then I sent a message to dad telling him that I admitted my crime, but told him that he was a bigger criminal than I in this respect.
I later received a message from him, saying that mom said that it is a lovely thing to be killed by her loved ones rather than by any other method.